Skip to content
0:00 / 0:00

#ndc#anti-patterns#syntax

The Worst Programming Language Ever - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2021

NDC Conferences

230K subscribers • 110 videos on Hallway • Conference channel

YouTube
  • Recommended by 2 people: 1 in engineering communities and 1 curated list.
  • Presented by Mark Rendle, software developer
  • An opinion. It argues one side of a question engineers disagree on.

Beginner. No background in the topic needed.

1.4M views4 years ago2 recommendations

Programming languagesSoftware designLanguage design and type systemsSimplicity and complexity

Mark Rendle humorously combines the worst features, syntax, and runtime behaviors of various programming languages into one terrible abomination.

There's something good you can say about every programming language. But that's no fun. Instead, let's take the worst features of all the languages we know, and put them together to create an abomination with the worst syntax, the worst semantics, the worst foot-guns and the worst runtime behaviour in recorded history. Let's make a language so bad it would make people run screaming to Visual Basic for Applications. Check out more of our featured speakers and talks at ndcconferences.com/ ndcoslo.com/

Why it's here

2 people recommend this

What people say. Recommended as a hilarious and educational talk highlighting common language design flaws and anti-patterns.

Moments people linked to

awesome-talkscurated list on GitHubRecommends

Under “Software Development”

The Worst Programming Language Ever by **Mark Rendle** (NDC Oslo 2021) 1:00:40

u/ais04in r/ProgrammingLanguages • Recommends

The Worst Programming Language Ever - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2021

u/_NliteNd_in r/ProgrammingLanguages • Mentions

On “Worst Design Decisions You've Ever Seen”

This guy hosted this talk a few times, it's well worth the watch: link to this video

u/jcubicin r/ProgrammingLanguages • Mentions

On “The Worst Programming Language Ever - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2021”

YouTube Video

u/dzalfin r/C_Programming • Mentions

On “How to make intentionally bad code?”

Do yourself a favour and watch this Talk by Mark Rendle: [video It's HILARIOUS! It's 1 hour long but TOTALLY worth it!
2View on Reddit

u/Adraxasin r/ProgrammingLanguages • Mentions

On “If you were dictator of the world what would you force programmers to write in?”

BS. link to this video